I'll fill the rest of this out later, but for now I'm just going to confirm that the scare quotes do, in fact, mean that that isn't my real name. It is, however, the real name of any alternate-universe versions of me that show up in stories. (EDIT: and of course they removed that feature in the Eclipse changeover, or at least I can't find it anymore)
Addendum: I use the "Status Update" function solely to emulate the function of DeviantArt's comment section for places where I can't be bothered to make an account to do so normally (or which don't have a way for me to do that at all). If I ever want to actually update you on my status, it will be via Journal. (EDIT: In one of the few good things it did, Eclipse changed this. I'm leaving this paragraph as a note of Eclipse being only mostly garbage)
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You really should read Richforce's Course Correction if you are a fan of the Archie Sonic comics.
That is a lie I don’t like MLP crossovers
Oh, Chris Chan, right? I was actually thinking “I bet it’s someone like him” and didn’t realize his middle initial was W. My brother actually drove by his house once. He’s definitely a lunatic, as I know he’s committed at least one sick, violent crime, but that wasn’t the thing you were talking about. I wouldn’t judge him for any of the Sonichu stuff or his LARPing or whatever it is because that never hurt anyone.
Dammit, I was going to point out that the intersection of "Internet punching bag" and "you don't want to know" would mean that 4chan could answer, hoping that you aren't actually brave enough to go there.
It turns out you already knew of them.
Really, the Sonichu stuff was garden-variety badfic until the thinly-veiled versions of real people started getting destroyed by the overpowered self-insert. That's the sort of nonsense that gives self-inserts a bad name.
Also, notice how I'm using gender-neutral language? I default to that fairly often, but in this case I'm legitimately unsure which ones are applicable. Like, theoretically Chris-chan has always called themselves that and at one point claimed to be trans, but the latter was wedged in with something about women living longer that makes it sound as if they're trying to extract direct medical benefits from being "female" in a different way than the one that would actually work that way. And then they tried to correct that by castrating themselves in their own home, which still isn't how that works.
I warned you that you didn't want to know anything about this person.
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I told you I know myself better than you do.